Recipes
Mike “Screeminreel” Handorf’s Homemade Surf Weights
Tyler’s Sheepshead Techniques
Beach Bum’s Drum Tips
Tygershark’s PINS Tips
If at first you don’t succeed, blame it on your parents.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
You can’t be late until you show up.
Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day, but give him a case of dynamite and soon the village will be showered with mud and seaweed and unidentifiable chunks of fish.
Don’t expect too much and you won’t be disappointed.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
If we don’t change, we don’t grow. If we don’t grow, we aren’t really living.
In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer.
Don’t be afraid to take a big step. You can’t cross a chasm in two small jumps.
An ounce of hypocracy is worth a pound of ambition.
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
You don’t spit into the wind.
You don’t pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger.
And you don’t mess around with Jim.